7, 13, 45, 47
7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
(oh my god who wrote these questions)
13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
Uh, I guess? Maybe? Idk, immortality doesn’t really seem that appealing unless the people I love get to be immortal too, so I’m not all that bothered about getting it to be honest. But I guess if I did want to be immortal giving up my two front teeth would be a pretty good deal. Given enough time in the future I’m sure I could get fake ones.
45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
Nope nope nope.
47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
Oh, definitely old people. I am TERRIBLE with children - I don’t particularly like them very much, and I never know how to talk to them. It usually ends with me just staring at them and waiting for them to say something because I have no idea what to do.