4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?

I HAVE NO IDEA. I feel like my answer to this question changes all the time depending on my life or how I’m feeling at the time, so I never have a definitive answer. I used to think controlling fire would be awesome, and also flying until I realized that OH RIGHT I’m terrified of heights.

I think if I had to pick right now I’d probably choose teleportation. That would be wicked.

14: Could you win the Hunger Games?

HAH

HAHAHAHAHAHA NO

Dude I would die in the first thirty seconds, no joke. My only possible hope would be to run the other way as fast as possible (ignoring the fact that I’m a horrible runner) and try to avoid everyone else. But I have no survival skills whatsoever, so I would totally die.

41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?

Depends on the movie. If I think there’s any possibility of extra scenes, of course. And sometimes if it’s a movie I really loved or cared about I’ll stay just because I don’t want to leave. You better believe I sat through all ten minutes of the Return of the King credits with no regrets whatsoever.

42: Is morality universal or relative?

Uh. Both? I mean, I want to say that there are some things that are definitively right and wrong, but then I also want to say that you can’t make sweeping choices like that for every situation. So I guess that means it’s relative?

I AM TERRIBLE AT PHILOSOPHY