I think you'd be Molly, because you're sweet but you don't take shit from anyone.
That’s probably the best answer you could have given me, nonny! Thank you darling!
22. Biggest turn-ons in fic?
Slow build. It’s one of those things that seems so simple to do on the surface, but when it’s done right MAN does it make a hug difference to a fic. Unf.
30. Favorite porn fic?
Ok so it’s not technically a porn fic at all but one of the first shippy, kinda porny Sherlock fics I read way back when was Winter’s Delight and let’s just say it left a pretty indelible mark on me
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16. How do you feel about character death in fic?
Oooh that’s…that’s a tough one. For me as an author, that’s not something I feel quite comfortable doing, just because it’s such a difficult and monumental task that I’m not sure I’m capable of tackling. As for reading fics with character death, it’s not exactly my cup of tea mostly because that’s WAY more angst than I’m usually looking for.
17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain?
Martin Crieff. I know that’s horrendously hypocritical of me considering what I’ve written, but seriously don’t hurt Martin. I can’t deal with it.
18. Favorite angst fic?
It’s been a long time since I’ve read anything angsty (or really that much fic at all tbh) so I’m going to take the easy way out and say Alone On The Water.
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10. Favorite trope/element/scenario in fic?
Honestly, as cheesy as it is I have to say that my favorite trope is pretending to be married. It’s SO overdone and ridiculous but I just love it so, so much. Give me all the pretending to be married fics, I will read every single one.
32. Favorite AU tropes?
Magical realism, man. That is one of those tropes/genres that just absolutely amaze me every single time because I am so unable to do it even though I love it. Whenever an author can pull off the feat of writing a story so dreamy and fantastical that it pulls me out of myself I am just completely in awe of their skill.
33. Least favorite AU tropes?
Eeeeeh I’m not really sure honestly. Personally speaking I’m not a huge fan of omegaverse or mpreg, but that’s not because I think it’s bad or anything just because I don’t personally find it appealing.
38. How do you feel about genderbending? De-aging? Animalizing?
43. Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.)
I love fluff. Give me fluff forever and always. Indulgent fluff, angsty fluff, sensual fluff, GIVE ME HAPPY BABIES LOVING EACH OTHER THEY ARE THE BEST
Which do you think would be worse, a cold quarter or a warm quarter?
Alright, I’ve actually thought about this one for longer than I should have, and while both options are pretty terrible I think I’ve come to a decision. A cold quarter was my first instinct because the feeling of cold metal in your ass crack would be 100% awful, but in the grand scheme of things I think a warm quarter would be much, much worse. Because unlike a cold quarter which you would feel the second it touched your skin, you’d be way more likely to not notice the warm quarter. It would just…sit there. Waiting. Until you did notice, and then you’d spend the rest of your life wondering how long you’d let a quarter that some stranger handled and got warm and then slipped in your butt sit there. And that would be terrible.
fuck, marry, get drunk with - (the hobbit version) Fili, Kili and Bofur
Fuck - Fili (Dude doesn’t say much but come on, with that little knowing eyebrow raise he does you just know there’s some freaky stuff waiting under the surface)
Marry - Kili (CUTIE PIE LET ME PINCH YOUR CHEEKS AND FEED YOU ALWAYS)
Get Drunk With - Bofur (duuuuuuude there is so an amazing time waiting to be had there, although whether you’d end up drunk or something else is another question entirely)
Would youuuu...... rather be a Moose, a Shetland Pony, or a Llama and why?
A moose, and I’ll tell you why.
A college roommate/friend of mine grew up in a small town in Connecticut before she moved to California, and she told me a story about that town that I’ll never forget. So apparently there was an old town-wide PA system that was originally put in during WWII or something, but by the time she was living there it had been put to a very different purpose. They had a recurring problem of moose wandering into town and causing all kinds of havoc, walking into traffic and literally invading grocery stores and putting people in danger because of how big and unpredictable they are. So they took the old PA system and created a city-wide alert for when a moose had gotten into town so that people knew when to stay inside and let the wildlife people come and herd the moose out of town. And the name for the steps people took when the alarm went off was Loose Moose Protocol.
If there is anything I want for my life it is for people to follow Loose Moose Protocol whenever I enter town. Fucking life goal right there.
Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With: (BBC versions of) Molly Hooper, Irene Adler, Sally Donovan.
Fuck - Irene Adler (I mean, damn. Damn. Yes, please.)
Marry - Molly Hooper (My baby I would marry you in a heartbeat we can spend forever hanging out with our cats in tacky sweaters I’m all about it)
Get Drunk With - Sally Donovan (Can you even imagine how much fun it would be to go out and get absolutely hammered with her? Like, I actually really want to do that now, it’d be the best and most destructive night of my life)
If you you could only wear period costume from one period for the rest of the year, what period would you choose?
Even without being forced to I would ABSOLUTELY wear 1930’s clothing for a year/the rest of my life because oh my god love it so much. I actually really wish I had more chances to wear clothes like that without people staring at me.