My boyfriend’s rendition of Martin climbing the tree in “Uskerty” in honor of the last episode’s recording. There will be more to come of his Cabin Pressure series!
Cabin Pressure (2008-2014)
#yeah so #I’m not a graphic designer #obviously #also #I don’t know medals or colours #no offence intended if I misused something #it’s entirely accidental
Anonymous asked you:"Dougie" from the safety demonstration video?hold on for a moment i have part 2 of dougie
"Douglas, I think…I think we broke him."
"You know, normally I tend to ignore you when you inevitably naysay all of my brilliant plans, but I think in this case you might be right."
It had seemed like a perfectly sound plan on paper, one that Martin had even agreed to when it had been proposed, but now that they were actually standing here in the shadow of the enormous building that loomed behind them it was becoming increasingly obvious with every second that passed in silence that was broken only by a continuous, high-pitched squealing noise that a surprise trip to a Tolberone factory for Arthur’s birthday may not have been the best idea.
“Martin, it’s the only way -”
“Listen, I know you don’t like the plan but there’s nothing else we can do -”
“Seriously Douglas, I’m not going to do it. I know you’re just doing this so you can, so you can take pictures of me and make fun of me later, or so you can humiliate me some other way and I’m not doing it.”
“Do you want GERTI back?”
“Of course I want GERTI back, but -”
“But nothing. If you want to get our plane back without Carolyn having to sell everything or Arthur having to go live with his awful father in awful Australia, this has to happen. Unless that is you want to send our dear young steward into a life of exile among the koalas and the poisonous snakes…”
“Oh, damn you. But…why does it have to be me?”
“Because, oh captain my captain, the men we lost our plane to -”
“That you lost our plane to.”
“That we lost our plane to know me far too well for this plan to work, which leaves you as the only alternative since we all know that Arthur could no sooner pull this off than fly to the moon. Your chances aren’t that much better, but it’s the only choice we have.”
“Fine, fine. I’ll do it, even if it means you will make fun of me for the rest of my life, but it’s only because I want to fly again at some point. There’s just one thing though – where on earth are we going to find one that will fit me on such short notice?”
A grin that shone with the unholy light of mischief personified spread over Douglas’s face, and all at once Martin realized that he was about to make what was quite possibly the worst mistake of his entire life. “Oh don’t worry, three marriages down the drain may not have left me with much but that much I still have. I’m sure we can find a wedding dress that will make you look stunning.”
Cabin Pressure by John Finnemore!
I don’t want it to end…! Just when I got so hooked up on it… Well, late for the party or not (invited), here’s some MJN Air chaps to help with CP deprivation. Sorry I forgot one strap on Martin’s sleeves.
Prepare for final descent.