Reblog if you want an Anon’s honest opinion of you.

moriartyistheworstkidsshowhost:

Please do this?



I learned today that I earn nearly twice the amount of tips if I bother to put on makeup and wear a somewhat low cut shirt

My customers are SHALLOW AS FUCK.

You better believe I’m going to be wearing makeup to work every day and buying more boobalicious shirts.



Off to work while the internet burns down around our ears

Enjoy the queue while I’m gone, and for the love of god please be here when I get back.



doublenegativemeansyes:

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happy new year!

doublenegativemeansyes:

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happy new year!



If I may say so myself, I look pretty fine/fresh/fierce right now

Actually going out for the first time in…a while. Flimsy excuse for dressing up?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.



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